Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Cock-a-doodle doo!

 Being only a day away from flying back to Borneo I hope it lasts longer this time. There are no reasons for being waylaid back to the Philippines early now. All problems there are solved and everyone is healthy and happy. After a mysterious fault occurring with my camera, I’ve managed to get that fixed as well. It meant a protracted stay in Cebu City, but I eventually found a camera repair shop and it was done in a day. I’m so relieved because Borneo without a decent camera didn’t bear thinking about.

Though I made the most of Cebu I was so relieved to get out the big, dirty city. Still tempted by Palawan again I never the less headed for Siquijor, the voodoo isle of the Philippines. At least that’s the reputation it has, for me it was more the promise of lovely beaches and good snorkelling. Of course by the time I set off I had an unhealed tattoo, which still needed at least five days to heal. Not to be perturbed I went anyway, I needed some peace and quiet. Being only a matter of hours away Siquijor fit the bill nicely. Actually the prospect of something otherworldly was quite enticing. As it turned out it wasn’t quite as enchanting, but in the circumstances it played it’s part well. First of all there was the appalling weather. As the ferry went crashing from the top of the swell the loading ramp would boom as it crashed back into its couplings. Reverberating throughout the steel hull the whole boat vibrated, which was quite scary the first time it happened. But after a few times there was obviously nothing amiss, none of the crew were panicking anyway, so I decided to follow their example. (Photo: The one sunset worth watching - Siquijor, Negros, Philippines)

Without disillusioning people I have to point out that Siquijor island is no longer a quaint little backwater with witch-doctors, natural remedies and little else but beautiful beaches fringed with awesome coral. As far as the coast goes it’s well developed. There are a lot of resorts, though overly big, and some very plush private homes. Most of these are foreign owned and the ex-pat community is well established. Saying that, most the guys I met (yes, most have settled with Filipinas) were a pleasure to spend time with, and I don’t normally go in for ex-pat hangouts. They also proved to be excellent drinking buddies, which must have been what I was looking for as I made the most of it. My first night there I got blathered, utterly. Only intending to have one or two drinks (I know, famous last words), but found myself in a large group, the beer was flowing and I had a couple more lined up along the table. Why, oh why, did I start drinking Redhorse? It’s a lethally strong local brew that’s literally knocks me off my feet, it must be treated with care. When I fell over the second time someone suggested I go home, in a friendly way. I think they lost count of how many times I actually hit the deck. Eventually I stumbled in the direction of home, the guy from my guesthouse found me sprawled in a puddle, unable to get to my feet, and dragged me home. (Photo: Ugly mug sporting his bruised and blackened eye - Get Wrecked beach bar, Siquijor)

It wasn’t the best of examples to set on my first night, and I never lived it down. I awoke with my face stuck to the pillow and wondered at first whether someone had punched me. The scrapes and grazes around the eye seemed to indicate it was purely the outcome of falling over. Not that I was likely to get in a fight, I’m normally a happy drunk. And so it proved when I returned to hoots of laughter the following day, no-one was surprised at the state of my eye. For a week I never even got close to becoming unsteady on my feet, which was good because it rained continuously and there was little else to do but eat and drink. My main endeavour was to plough through a 2 in 1 Wilbur Smith novel, and enjoy watching women’s volleyball on cable TV. But then came my birthday, which is meant to be a time to celebrate, or if you’re that way inclined, to drown your sorrows. So celebrate I did, in good style, returning many of the myriad of drinks I’d been treated to the previous Friday. Bugger me if I didn’t get in a state again. I stayed off the Redhorse, but still got so blotto I couldn’t remember getting home. Hey, at least I had no more cuts and bruises to add to my slowly diminishing shiner. And I managed to be up and ready for the first ferry, before my hangover even hit. (Photo: I'm not waving I'm drowning, fisherman in distress - Between Tampi and Bato, Visayas, Philippines)


I saw very little of the island in that week, due to constant rain, and my departure was similar to my arrival. It was blowing a hooley and the ferries were diverted to the sheltered harbour of Larena. For once I wasn’t the only foreigner on board, but being the experienced one it was fun to see the consternation on their faces when the booming reverberations shook through the hull. The second ferry, off Negros, was cancelled due to driving waves breaking over the port, so I had to divert for a second time. But I should count myself lucky because I wasn’t the poor sucker stranded on his upturned fishing boat. We had to heave to, change direction and rescue him. Through the throngs crowding the rails I couldn’t see what finally happened. I assume they lifted him and boat from the water, emptied his Bangka (small fishing boat) of water and set them both loose again. There was certainly no sign of him or boat on board when we reached our destination. It was unlikely he’d have left his boat adrift at sea, not only would it have been his livelihood, it would have been his means to replace it. (Photo: Place your bets barbarians please - Cockfighting tournament, Valencia, Cebu)

Stopping en-route to Cebu and my flight to Borneo I called in at Valencia, just in time for the annual cockfighting tournament.

Cockfighting mmm, well I’ve seen it before. It neither enthrals nor upsets me to any great degree. Cockerels are aggressive, and are generally spoiling for a fight anyway. Species who attack each other are generally rival males, which is nature’s way and it helps strengthen genetic stock. It shocks me when males get so incensed they fight to the death, it’s dumb, but viewing it as sport is sick. As far as Cock fighting goes though, I don’t believe the blood and gore is the main reason. Put simply, the main kick most people get is the rush of gambling, these contests are nothing more than venues for gambling. In general I think the bloodlust is secondary, it merely heightens the excitement. Maybe I see it too simplistically, but the eagerness here is strongest when there is money at stake. Everyone I’ve spoken to talks about the money, how much they’ve won or lost. They never seem bothered about the details, of seeing razor claw or beak tearing and gouging. No discussion of the tactics or strengths of each bird takes place, simply the financial gain or loss. (Photo: Unsheathed steel claw - Cockfighting tournament, Valencia, Cebu)


Not being completely sure I have it fully sussed, I’ll still try to explain the betting process. First of all the two birds are brought in, they’re provoked and goaded into aggressiveness with what amounts to a sparring partner. Owners hold their birds, letting the sparring partner peck their necks, their backsides. Holding their tail feathers they present the spar just out of reach, trying to rile them up. It has a twofold purpose, to provoke aggressiveness for the fight and also to show punters their bird’s prowess. Once both birds have gone through this process the preliminary betting begins. It would appear that a private bet between owners is sorted first. Between owners and backers, or supporters, from the crowd, a straight bet is settled. It’s how the owners make money fighting their cockerels. When that comes to a satisfactory conclusion the bookies step into the fray, and don’t they just raise the tempo. They squat within the arena, until their turn comes, at which time they leap up and shout out which bird they’ll take bets for and at what odds. Odds aren’t always offered, often they are set as even! Obviously a bird with a recognised succession of wins will be the favourite, at least against an unknown opponent. The clamour for taking bets is loud and enthusiastic, how the bookies remember all the bets they take is beyond me because they write nothing down. (Photo: Initial face off, getting their heckles up - Cockfighting tournament, Valencia, Cebu)

 Betting over, and the sheaths are removed from the attached claw razor. These are about three inches long, the care taken handling the birds once the blades are exposed suggests they are actually razor sharp. Without further ado the birds are held and thrust at each other to spur them on, before being dropped on the floor facing each other. All fights were to the death, and all had the razors attached. When they become entangled an official steps in to lift them apart and set them at each other again. He’ll lift them again and again for another face off, until at least one lies motionless, clearly dead. As long as they both live they’ll be forced to fight, even if the fight has gone out of them both they’ll be thrust at each other, forced to continue. On rare occasions a draw might be declared, if no amount of forcing them will make either continue fighting, yet they both still live. The fights never lasted long, and no draws were declared while I watched. But I only saw a few bouts, just couldn’t see the point, it did nothing for me, not even the excitement of the crowd. (Photo: Cock of the walk - Cockfighting tournament, Valencia, Cebu)

It is legal in the Philippines, which must be one of the very few countries it still is. The only other time I witnessed such an event was in Cuba, where it's highly illegal. That time I nearly got beaten up for trying to take a picture, thankfully it wasn't the case this time. Personally I can't see the big attraction watching animals or humans ripping each other to shreds, though skilful use of martial arts can be quite impressive. Neither do I see the excitement of gambling, I can think of so many more things to do with my money. I nice pair of shoes makes more sense, or a flight ticket somewhere.